-fah-fah-forge!
-we know you love platanos
-he is mentally potty trained
-tarantula or three bean?
-PEPPER!
-ri.COCK.ulous
-milk the thermal
-trash cans… OMX!
-(anything said at UPHA)
-think she paid her cable bill?
-(the opening riff to “It’s Just Begun” by The Jimmy Castor Bunch)
-she’s a braniac (hummed to the tune of “She’s a Maniac” from the Flashdance soundtrack)
-it’s a mosaic
-c’mon robin does it all the time… and he’s just a teenager
-just cuz baby charlie brown isnt here yet doesnt mean you are off the hook
-freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-i got two like you at home and one on the way, pumpkin!
-(after listening to “Du Hast” by Ramstein) yeah, what he said
-she looks like she just farted dr. j
-“well, i only lost my virginity three years ago” for real!?!? “nah, just fuckin’ wit ya”
-(in the lowest masculine voice possible) well, yes louis…
-afrodeus
-look!!! the moon!!! (snore)
-undick my hip
-the puto dance
-c’mon stutter boy! spit it out already!!!
-saranchinchon man
-the satin latin
-(after a friend tries on a purple hoody) you look like a ghetto “grimace”
-“why dont you ever tip me?” frankly, cuz you’re ugly
-the brown frankenstien
-(after feigning surprise at a large sushi tab) “it’s all his fault! your friend, all he did was eat, eat, eat!”
-the mountains of yaffa
-double dribble
-come ‘ere travolta
–ITS ANDY GARCIA!!!
-like ’em? they came from the crack of my ass
-one size fits most… i am the some
–la piña esta dulce
-his face is thinner than the illegitimate love child of skeletor and master splinter
-vulva, thats the color of the walls
-just keep turning the knob. it helps build up the water pressure
-(picking up the wrong phone line and yelling) WHAT?!?!
-you know what you did, stoopid!
-there… it’s sting!
-booth
-they look like three pier queens and their pimp
-starsky? yes, hutch?
all in all, i gotta say- life hasn’t always been kind but it does have a sense of humor