a good friday highlighted by a trip to my favorite knish spot in the loisiada where this went down:
ob: Remember when the Lower East Side was dangerous?
Profe: It still is! White people’ll kill you!!!
and on any other night, that would be the line of the night ‘cept for the fact that we hit the nuyo for the end of the slam and the open room which was quick, clean and hysterical when we spot this text being displayed on a couple of posters on Ave B between E 3rd & 2nd St:
I HOPE THAT THE GUY WHO STOLE MY BIKE
BREAKS A LEG AND AN ARM!
(and if I find you
I will break your nose as well!)
FOR THOSE WHO RETURN MY BIKE
OR GIVE ME ANY INFORMATION WHERE I CAN FIND IT
CALL __________ AT 917.***.****