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yes, i am getting ready for my reading and plan to have some serious fun tonight. speakin of fun, i love the new Dos Equis commerials! i only hear the radio ones but they crack me completely up.

uhhm, now that i think about it, our follow up writing assignment is to create an alter ego and have that alter ego construct a poem. maybe i will use this commercial as an outline for my character. you know, i didnt mean for this to be a poetry poet but i guess thats the way the ball bounces.

stay thirsty, my friends. stay thirsty.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

Even his parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

You can see his charisma from space.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.

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