ok, forget poetry for a minute-

ROGER CLEMENS IS THE BIGGEST LOWLIFE IN SPORTS.

i go to double check when pitchers and catchers report and i see that the hilbilly is going to sign with the astros?

for the record, i have NEVER been a fan of clemens. he is a thug. plain and simple. and not even a good one. a real thug would take his chances behind the plate and not try to take the whole worlds head off with the shield of the AL in front of him.

now that he is going to the Astros i cant WAIT for the retaliations to begin. in fact, i am GLAD that he is coming out so that he can get his clocked clean but good.

rant:over