the cool moment is always rare and too far in between. they are usually marred by saying too much or getting caught with your tongue in a mousetrap. mah favorite cool moments are the ones in ‘Law & Order’ where (usually) the perp says something and then the cops shut ’em up with a flippantr remark or (later in the show) when the smug defendant mouths off to the DA.
here is my cool moment from last night-
ob- do you know where the auditions are?
security- over by that desk.
sec- hold up, a sec
sec- can you tell me what the audition is for?
(ob thinks- nikkah, you work here… why dont you tell ME?)
ob- its for a poetry workshop and performance
sec- oh, ok
sec- wait up, is it true its for a nude performance?
ob- dude, trust me, you do NOT want to see me naked
and i walk through… money looked quite puzzled, as was i… later on his partner explains that he was fukin wit em and that it was a joke… okey dokey then
and for the curious- i think i bombed the audition but so goes the way of the coin or sumthin
love ya like if i would use a doll and thread mahself for ya in the name of performance art