headline news for last night

–another full open mic

–another packed slam

–did ‘ultimo canto’ with omri on guitar (feeling better all the time doin’ that piece)

–plugged Acentos

–saw guy’s new chapbook

–milked the thermal

–saw alexis o’hara rock the loop station

–a packed slam saw the judges separate 8 of the field of ten by a half of a point

–fish draws first and learns the wrath of score creep and the time penalty

–shappy grabs an early and clear lead

–mara starts the charge of female energy, goes off-mic (at my suggestion) and does well singing but loses some fo her poetic voice… but her natural body movements come out better

–ray rocks out and slips into fifth

–in the second round field of five, three poets are separated by three tenths of a point

–mara gets into the last round by (booming echoing voice on) a-tenth-of-a-point (voice off)

–e(g) returns on the 13 mic after being in europe for a month

–shappy takes home the gold and becomes the new voice for conservative geeks everywhere!

–somewhere between rounds two and three, i accept a shot of whiskey which goes straight to the dome

–head over to reservior bar and the love/hate begins as we start breaking down the night

–as i’m still buzzed, we ponder:

–john rambo helped the towers fall

–‘you think you survive this waltz, this polka, this line dance?’

–where did carrot top come from?

–‘you’re going to need body bags, lots of them’

–a toast to a new job

–i dont give a shit what you say, american beauty is a good flick

–‘what child of opie, what decendant of mr rogers, what offspring of eminem you lookin to fuck wit?’

–american taliban is THE look for next year, trust me

–go, flash, go!

–bruce springsteen sounds pretty good at 92 years old

–rock out with your cock out!

–queen soundtracks is the shizzee

–sensitive sweaters, never wrong when you need to make a point

–god didn’t make rambo, i made him!

–i don’t give a shit what you say, ben affleck is WAY better than matt damon

–‘… dont make me put this game boy down and emerge from this strip mall’

–drove ray, seve and guy to their respective cribs

and that be that

see you at ACENTOS! tonight mo fo’s!

poetry overload part two

(ok, so i stopped writing for a sec and then passed out. good, i needed the sleep. meanwhile, back at the ranch…)

32 young poets. can i say that i have always had a good time at these youth slams. explaining it to another poet later in the evening– ‘ya know, when they talk about the revolution and changing shit, they really mean it. they are not part of the system yet, they’re not bitchin’ about the government while waiting for a fat tax refund.’

only one of the 32 decided to drop an epic (4 minutes plus) and most were actually under two minutes. duv real musick, a young cat from the bronx place in the top five and i was mad happy for him as him and his boy will give me some real hope in that generation. they both support each other, their poetry and get better at each reading i see them.

ms sarah kay stepped to the mic and announced that she was new to all this and then kicked everybody’s ass! she was so fuckin’ good. me and fish are in unilateral agreement that she played the crowd to garner some early sympathy… and it worked lovely. ima start doing that when i read at new spots!

some of hip-hops over emphasis on wordplay made it on stage and scored well while conversely another hip-hopper stayed focus on his message and scored low. go figure.

a few suburban youths came up and rocked the house by not trying to act overly oppressed and held down. see, this is the cool part of the youth slam. while some of the kids are most definitely using some archetypes to work off of, none of them are copying. they are all building.

factor in the five cups of coffee(!) i had and i was more than blaring to head to ‘westside rhyme’ and spit on the mic.

my caffeine high would hit the low road as the event started late and i crashed out. the good news was that omri, the singer/guitarist i collabed with at synonymUS, was there and he agreed to reprise ‘el ultimo canto’ with me. this version really kicked some ass and i hope omri is at 13 tonight so that we can do it again.

fish kicked ‘headlines’ really hard… and we were spent.

i would have loved to stay as dianne roi, lindsay halladay, shawn and karan rockower were still do to go up but i was beat. as was fish and he was my ride so you know how that goes.

so tonight is 13 and tomorrow is acentos and i havent been really writing about acentos in that i dont want to jinx anything.

i am just hoping that all the work fish and i have done produces a good crowd and a tight open mic. guy has a new chapbook set to debut that night and i can only view that as a good omen.

two.for.wednesdays

synonymUS is the reading series i curate down at the bowery poetry club. the goal is to bring poetry together with art, music, rapping, singing… hell, if you play the water glasses we’ll let you get down. last night was our show and it went like hell.

first, i got there stupid late cuz motherfuckers just love to oggle an accident regardless of whether they are involved or not. then the show started late and we were all over the map. i didn’t help as i’ve been preaching for months… ‘don’t use ray all the time. don’t use ray all the time’ and when i needed to collaborate what’s the first thing i do… go to ray. we went over time on the open mic, which led to the feature starting late and the whole show had this doom.and.gloom feel to it.

i was more than happy to shoot back to the bronx to catch the end of ‘first wednesdays’. the the series run by the bronx council on the arts. they had me feature last month and that was the impetus of me starting Acentos with Fish.

the last half of the reading went beautifully as mildred ruiz, of Universes fame, blasted out a flamenco song, a bolero, a spanish lullaby, an insult to playahs everywhere (still en espanol) and finally ended with a poem about her mom throwing out old albums in a blue suitcase one day in favor of salvation. good shit, especially when she was dissing mo’fos and her husband was right there with this wonderful ‘i love all her fire’ smile on his face.

then came the open mic… dear god on a train station waiting to get heaven!

yo, why some people think that there shit is so profound that we have to hear four of their poems and they aren’t the feature? one day, i want to be that fuckin’ good but never that inconsiderate. so the night ended at a quarter to 11 with me doing one poem. ‘el ultimo canto’ and it went great. there was this one enclave in the back that just would not stop conversating and when i did my poem they shut the hell up and listened. the end was a lil uncomfortable but that’s ok because its an uncomfortable poem. (btw, i did ‘ultimo canto’ at synonymUS as well and have some slight edits that will make it flow really well with music)

the reading was over, i thanked and said good-bye to leslie (who has been an amazing help in getting Acentos together) and then huddled to a corner with a script for a poetry/play that louderARTS is putting together. i was a bit surprised and pleased to find that my poem ‘oda para leticia’ takes up quite a bit of space at the end in this play and that i have another role towards the beginning. as a memorization technique, i write out my lines. regie gibson says it helps the words become part of your body or vice-versa regardless i find it works and was writing my lines in different handwritings (what can i say… i’m a psycho) and this guy from the comes over and tell me how much he enjoyed ‘canto’

“all that stuff really happened, didn’t it?

“yeah, i knew it, that’s the only way that you could express it like that but let me tell you something… i felt that, all that. we’ve all been there and it was good hearing you read. man, they should’ve had you first. you was doing poetry man and i really felt it.”

to have someone come over and go out there way to say that really validated my poetry and made me fall that much more in love with this poem. it’s like getting good sex on the three hundredth date, it makes it all worth it. you would think that this would be the high point but no. as i’m still writing out lines from marty’s poem, this girl comes up to me…

‘you doin’ poetry?’

“yeah, i am studying some lines.”

‘i want you to write a poem about ME!’

“well, i am really not writing anything at this moment”

she starts dancing looking pretty good for what i’m figuring is her late 30s

‘right me a poem, pa

“uhhh.. it doesn’t really work like that”

‘i want to hear a poem!’

yeah, she was a bit toasted. so at this point, she starts bothering the owner about killing the jukebox so i can do a piece for her and her friends. he isn’t having it but by that point i had left my chair and joined her friends at the bar. so with the music blaring and the five of us in a huddle i start

“on the battlefield that is the dancefloor…

… she reminded me the value of mercy on the battlefield”


they wuz stupefied! they kept telling me how much they really felt that as i was apologizing for not giving them the onstage version due to the music. they didn’t mind at all and even proceeded to tell the drunk girl (yeah, one-third into the poem she left… said it was ‘too deep’)

la boracha danced a little more and she looked like she was trying to push up on me but for reasons i cant go into now– it didn’t seem like a bright idea to pursue her.

some more compliments and then i went right back to my seat and my lines.

more poetry to help me get over at bars.

the slam

ok. let’s start with the fact that i did not win last night. that in itself is no major news and, truth to tell, i wasn’t expecting or looking forward to winning. what i was looking forward to was making the third round of the slam which would qualify me for this years semi-finals at 13.

i missed out on getting to the third round by a tenth-of-a-point. yeah, by the slimmest of margins i missed out.

that fucking blows!

if at this point you don’t know what a slam is then click  here and find out. in the large scheme of things, slams mean nothing. just because 5 random strangers all agree you are good one night doesn’t mean you are a good poet. i have seen a ton of slams won by hillbillies masquerading as poets and they were quite happy with themselves. losing means just as little cuz, again, i have seen top-rate poets get horrible scores and does that mean they are not good poets? no, it just means that 5 yahoos don’t know shit about verse, imagery or bi-cameral perception and just want to be entertained by being told how trivial something is or how revolutionary something is. usually, all they are doing is trivializing the revolution (see i’ve got wordplay skills too!)

but to lose by a .1

i would have been much happier if i had just gotten blown out of the water. no, the last time i got blown out of the water i was actually quite pissed and stopped writing in a different journal because i didn’t want to sound like a sore loser.

as you can see, i am over that and am ready to whine to the world.

analysis: drawing low in the rotation, third, i knew i needed something to get me over the top so i went back to the tried and true salsa poem and scored second highest in the first round which after a time penalty on someone else’s part became THE highest score in the first round. that’s what fucked me.

if i had come in second, i would have seen ishle bust out a tried and true poem of her own and then would have used the ‘ceviche’ poem. instead, i used ‘el ultimo canto’ the poem whihc went over very well with the audience as it generated random ‘oohhs’ and ‘damns’ when i was hitting my imagery but the judges weren’t having it and i got a lower score in the second round than i did in the first. after that, everybody brought their A game and slammed with time-tested material and as the third person went up i whispered to my friend ed “i am losing by a tenth of a point” and sure enough that’s how it went down.

so why did i go with a brand new piece never ever read before?

because i am trying to be like other people. i see poets like willie, jeff mcd, rog, lynne, shappy, rachelle and others go on-stage with raw-new stuff and do well. that’s who i want to be. somebody that can grab you by your collar and say “this is deep profound shit fool! listen up!” and have it work.

last night has taught me that i need to get MUCH better at expressing myself before i can be at that point. there is a place i want to be at and ima get there but not today and certainly not last night.

to win a slam i need to study the shit out of my poems. there are two pieces that i’ve nailed down and i can make them work anywhere. a slam, a library, a community center, don’t matter where. unfortunately, one of those pieces, the salsa poem, i have started to view as a crutch that i kept thinking i had to drop but last night when second round hit– everybody was on their crutch. i am debating whether or not to slam next week. cuz if i don’t then it all comes down to the last slam of the season and make it all do or die.

i was able to tell some of my peeps how i was feeling though only ray and fish know how really down i am on it. especially fish since he had that (insert echoing booming voice here) tenth-of-a-point (end voice) doom him recently as well.

one, i don’t take losing well… at all.

two, this slammaster title has me feeling like a jackass since i’ve never actually ‘mastered a slam’ ya know? im afraid someone is going to call me on that shit one day and then i’ma want to punch them in the nose, unless its a girl– in which case a gut shot will do just as well.

so, the journal is still alive. i have a new poem memorized (that’s three baby, two more and i can drop a set anywhere!… err make that four because i have to start memorizing ‘oda para leticia’ for a poetry show soon… one more and i can drop a set anywhere!). i was told by more than one person how great a poet i am and while it’s not a slam win… it’s the nice opinion of someone you respect. and now i know who i am as a slam poet and who i’m not. lessons well earned. maybe i’ll slam at urbana next week. that would be ultra interesting or maybe take up the nuyo on their invitation to come back. we’ll see.